My Landlord Sucks (acoustic)

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I have a friend; A roommate to be exact
He had a little problem with our little flat
He had a damp room from the leaky ceiling
The roof was quite revealing of our home

So we called up the landlord he said he'd come over
He looked at the ceiling and leaned on my shoulder, he said
"It's just a simple task of calling up a guy
And he will do his best to fix your window to the sky"

He said he'd help us
He said he'd fix it
He said he'd call a guy who'd be there in a tick
He said he'd help us
And then he didn't
Now I realise my landlord sucks

He calls every now and then to take the rent
The money that he needs it seems that he's already spent
We always pay him early yet he always seems so surly and I
Think he may be mad to an extent

Cause whenever we see him he's getting all flustered
His sentence cohesion seems quite maladjusted he's
Making excuses to leave
Is it possible that I am just naive?

Because
The ceiling has been leaking for so many months
A scaffolder came over and he may have helped us ONCE
Our water tastes quite strange and, see, the colours that it comes in range
From white to blue and sometimes pinky grey

And please don't get me started on some of the neighbours
He knows how to choose them, they don't do us favours
They're stealing our bins all the time
I'm not sure but I think that might be a crime!

He said he'd help us
He said he'd fix it
He said he'd call a guy who'd be there in a tick
He said he'd help us
And then he didn't
Now I realise my landlord sucks

My landlord sucks
Cause he is never doing what he says
To him an hour means five days
He sucks

My Landlord sucks
Because our house is breaking gradually
I wonder if he even sees
The grief he's putting us all through
Instead of nails he uses glue
And thank you for a lovely home but
Next year we'll leave you alone!

-Next three lines picked-
He said he'd help us
He said he'd fix it
He said he'd call a guy who'd be there in a tick

He said he'd help us
And then he didn't
Now I realise
Almost much to my demise
To be frank, quite surprised
I never noticed with my eyes
Because now I realise my landlord sucks

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from 100% Organic, released December 2, 2012

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